Author Archive

“I Am The All-Wolf” Everything (PC) – DEBUFF

I am all the wolves. No one else is any wolves. The animal kingdom quakes in fear. COME TO ME, MY BRETHREN! BE ME AS I AM YOU.


“More Clipping Than Coital” Hitman Blood Money (PC) – DEBUFF

“This isn’t what it looks like,” Agent 47 said, caught red-handed. “It looks like you’re dragging a guard’s dead body around the corner to hide it from the rest of us.” Damn. This guard...


“Graaaaaaass… Tastes Bad!” Rick and Morty Virtual Rick-Ality (PC/Vive) – DEBUFF

Danny sucks at spacefaring car repair, and Ethan isn’t really helping. He’s still eating grass though, so… there’s that.



“Good Riddance, Ethan” Golf With Your Friends (PC) – DEBUFF

Now that Ethan is gone, Danny and Mike can finally enjoy a nice, peaceful game of golf. Ahhh… Isn’t that so much better?


“Mike Is a Bad Brother” Horizon Zero Dawn (PS4) – DEBUFF

Mike is the nastiest skank b**** we’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He is a fugly slut!