Author Archive

“Manual Mudholes” Horizon Zero Dawn (PS4) – DEBUFF

Aloy was outcast from her tribe for being a redheaded stepchild. Now she must use her bow to survive in a world full of robot dinosaurs and wild turkeys. And when she runs out of arrows? Well, then she has to start kicking ass&...


“Mikey’s Armored Motor-sai-cle” American Chopper 2: Full Throttle (PS2) – DEBUFF

Mikey builds motorcycles out of K’nex, but he wants to upgrade his materials with things like plate armor and sais. Can he make it to his friends’ houses before they bail?


“Enter the Toilet” Hitman Blood Money (PC) – DEBUFF

Bathroom light Belt feels tight Light a match I’m brewing up a wicked batch



“GRBB THE HAMMER” Please, Don’t Touch Anything (PC) – DEBUFF

Hey man, I need to take a bathroom break. Can you watch my station for a while? …You’re not a death-hungry, world-ending psychopath, right? Okay, good.


“Dishonor On Our Cows” For Honor Open Beta (PC) – DEBUFF

Oh Let’s get down to business! These knights aren’t going to vanquish themselves. What, were you expecting a sing-along? Grow up.