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“F*@# Crouching, I Don’t Care” Second Warfare (PC) – DEBUFF

Crouching is useless. Aiming is futile. You live and die by their hand and for their amusement. Just when you think you have escaped into death’s sweet embrace, you start again, surrounded. God, this game is terrible.

“3200 Ounces of EXTREME” MTB Downhill Simulator (PC) – DEBUFF

Are you ready for the most EXTREME video game of ALL TIME? Well, grab yourself a MOUNTAIN DEW and SIT DOWN, SISTER. This game is gonna knock your socks CLEAN AROUND THE GLOBE. Grab another MOUNTAIN DEW, get your controller read...

“Too Sweet Me, Bro” WWE 2K17 Royal Rumble (PS4) – DEBUFF

That was a real sweet superkick, bro. It was majestic. The extension you got on your leg… it was like witnessing a unicorn, dude. Too sweet me.

“Trump Killed the Dinosaurs” Quiplash XL (PC) – DEBUFF

The morning sun crests the mountain ranges in the east, splashing golden rays across the Great Valley. Littlefoot and his friends graze upon delicious tree stars, grateful for another glorious day in paradise. Little do they kn...

“Raising Kano” Gunmetal (PC) – DEBUFF

He’s a giant robot working for the city, just trying to make ends meet… and start a family at the same time! But he realizes he’s got more than he bargained for when the baby is born half-robot, half human, wi...