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“Headshot City” – The Darkness II (PC) DEBUFF

I believe in a thing called love, haba juba daobba blahblablaHEART. There’s a chance we can make it now, shaba dobba tilla sungoesdown.


My Hopes for Hitman: Season 2 Locations

Hitman may have concluded the first season with the Hokkaido mission, but that doesn’t mean that IO-Interactive is finished with Agent 47. Players have been rewarded with monthly Elusive Targets, special Challenges, and other...


Don’t Underestimate the Scorpio

Here we go again. Microsoft reveals the technical specifications of Project Scorpio (via Eurogamer and Digital Foundry) and the internet’s natural response is to collectively consume and regurgitate piles of unthoughtful, ove...



“Mike Is a Bad Brother” Horizon Zero Dawn (PS4) – DEBUFF

Mike is the nastiest skank b**** we’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He is a fugly slut!


“Manual Mudholes” Horizon Zero Dawn (PS4) – DEBUFF

Aloy was outcast from her tribe for being a redheaded stepchild. Now she must use her bow to survive in a world full of robot dinosaurs and wild turkeys. And when she runs out of arrows? Well, then she has to start kicking ass&...