Posts Tagged ‘video game’
“Need Gunput” Halo (Xbox) – DEBUFF
How is this game even played? It has been so long. What are buttons? Don’t all games go by mental impulses now?
“WE ARE FAMOUS” Paparazzi (PC) – DEBUFF
Bright lights, big city. How well can we handle this fame that has been thrust upon us?
“Mike Leads The Gang To Victory” Paragon (PS4) – DEBUFF
Follow the golden path to the hero’s gate, past the steward’s obelisk, down the middle lane, straight to the enemy’s core. Watch out for super minions, and don’t forget to equip your deck with mana elixi...
“I Am The All-Wolf” Everything (PC) – DEBUFF
I am all the wolves. No one else is any wolves. The animal kingdom quakes in fear. COME TO ME, MY BRETHREN! BE ME AS I AM YOU.
“Mike Is a Bad Brother” Horizon Zero Dawn (PS4) – DEBUFF
Mike is the nastiest skank b**** we’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He is a fugly slut!
