“I Am The All-Wolf” Everything (PC) – DEBUFF
I am all the wolves. No one else is any wolves. The animal kingdom quakes in fear. COME TO ME, MY BRETHREN! BE ME AS I...
Ethan Smalley
“More Clipping Than Coital” Hitman Blood Money (PC) – DEBUFF
“This isn’t what it looks like,” Agent 47 said, caught red-handed. “It looks like you’re dragging a guard’s dead body around the corner to hide it...
“Graaaaaaass… Tastes Bad!” Rick and Morty Virtual Rick-Ality (PC/Vive) – DEBUFF
Danny sucks at spacefaring car repair, and Ethan isn’t really helping. He’s still eating grass though, so… there’s that.
“Good Riddance, Ethan” Golf With Your Friends (PC) – DEBUFF
Now that Ethan is gone, Danny and Mike can finally enjoy a nice, peaceful game of golf. Ahhh… Isn’t that so much better?
“Mike Is a Bad Brother” Horizon Zero Dawn (PS4) – DEBUFF
Mike is the nastiest skank b**** we’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He is a fugly slut!