May
30
2014
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Xbox Love Poems

This is just a poem about the xbox one in my opinion.  Feel free to comment if you like or dislike this.

How the xbox one has failed to delight, when the insight of the design has been premature, don’t be a self-centered about it, its ok to fail, but when you don’t amit it then there’s an issue, don’t grab a tissue and start to boo hooing, don’t start the blame game, you know whos at fault,

Microsoft we know you suck at hardware, you love how the xbox one has made people talk about you, don’t make it a habit, oh wait you have, stop playing god and come back down to earth, when no one cares if you’re the best at sucking, they just want something that works,

You call the xbox one “the next Gen” but in actuality its just last gen,  when you remaster last gen and give it a spin, your lost for creativity, your hope to gain it all by convincing the few, it might be one to many too late, but never late then never it seems, your hoping for a miracle that never comes, maybe digging your own grave is the only miracle that can save you.

Needing the Kinect to connect is too far-fetched, by banishing it to the realm of gaming is one to few, one hundred dollar paper weight that is too far flung, one hundred dollars in one pocket is unfair advantage, using the same old lies, seeing what might be lying beneath is scary, too scary for some, comical for other, one might joke at your failure, but one might applauded your slowness, at least your not a dead dinosaur.

Gaming is not what it used to be, one to many one trick ponies, ponies that need to be put to rest, shhh don’t wake the 400 pound gorilla, he might not like what we have to say, saying our opinions will get the gaming world to the best, don’t say the best is yet to come when you have ran out of stupidity to feed the gorilla, watch out for the after math that you cant do, something in the realm of gaming is considered “last gen,”